Reasons I Didn't Want To DJ On New Years Eve Even Though I Did

Scenario 1:

Patron 1: I think someone is dead in the bathroom.
Me: Well, go tell a bartender.

Sceanrio 2:

Patron 2: Do you have any Sean Paul or reggae?
Me: Nnnnnnno.
Patron 2: How about Led Zeppelin?
Me: Uh...
Anita: Yes! I threw Led Zeppelin 1 in my bag at the last minute. What do you want to hear? "Good Times Bad Times?" "Communication Breakdown?"
Patron 2: (looking at Anita blankly) "Stairway To Heaven?"
Anita: (Hands patron CD) Here's what's on the CD.
Patron 2: (Stares blankly at CD for a few seconds before handing it back, then, in as cool a voice as he can muster) You know what to play. You know what to play.